Yoga Pants, Part Two
July 17, 2010This entry has inspired what is now an ongoing joke in our household, whereby all of my peeps make it a point to use the term “yoga pants” every time they are within earshot of my husband.
And because I can’t ever resist the opportunity to give my husband a hard time, I’m here to take it to another level.
Write a sentence using the words “yoga pants” in the comments section and you’ll be entered in a drawing for a “You Are” Postcard set, shown here. The drawing will take place July 31st and the winner will be announced here Monday, August 2nd.
Don’t be shy ~ the zanier the better!
Update: The winner of the drawing is Lisa from Sommers Breeze Antique on Etsy!
I clean my house wearing nothing but yoga pants!
I pretend my pajamas are Yoga Pants (this is actually a true statement…)
Larry looks hot in his yoga pants.
yoga pants can be red
yoga pants can be blue
but the best yoga pants
are the ones on YOU!
happy yoga pant wearing weekend! ciao!
Sung to the tune of “Lolly Pop”….
Yoga Pants,
Yoga Pants,
Oh Yoooga,
Yoga, Yoga,
Yoga Pants! (pop)
Ba dum dum dum
(repeat)
I can do all things through yoga pants, which strengthen me.
you make yoga pants look stylish…
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Yoga is an aged bear,
he runs real hard, runs everywhere.
Concerned, we think he should slow down,
people hear him breathe throughout the town,
Hes truly old, yet stands his stance,
to run and run, still “Yoga pants”.
Yoga pants are excellent for riding on camels.
Oprah called, Deepak wants his *yoga pants* back!
xoxo LMAO
I would wear nothing but yoga pants forever if my boss didn’t insist on professionalism, whatever the heck *that* is.
if i bring yoga pants, may i sleep over?
I wear my yoga pants at night
So I can, so I can
Watch you weave
Then breathe your story lines
And I wear my yoga pants at night
So I can, so I can
Keep track of the visions in my eyes
While she’s deceiving me
It cuts my security
Has she got control of me
I turn to her and say
Don’t switch the blade
On the guy in shades, oh-no
Don’t masquerade
With the guy in shades, oh-no
I can’t believe it
‘Cause you got it made
With the guy in shades, oh-no
And I wear my yoga pants at night
So I can, so I can
Forget my name while you collect your claim
And I wear my yoga pants at night
So I can, so I can
See the light that’s right before my eyes
While she’s deceiving me
She cuts my security
Has she got control of me
I turn to her and say
Don’t switch the blade
On the guy in shades, oh-no
Don’t masquerade
With the guy in shades, oh-no
I can’t believe it
Don’t be afraid
Of the guy in shades, oh-no
It kinda scared you
‘Cause you got it made
With the guy in shades, oh-no
Oh, I say I wear my yoga pants at night
I wear my yoga pants at night
I wear my yoga pants at night
I say it to you now
I wear my yoga pants at night
I wear my yoga pants at night
I wear my yoga pants at night
I cry to you
I wear my yoga pants at night
I wear my yoga pants at night
Mr. D,
Are those MY yoga pants you are wearing?
Grace
Yoga pants are for life, not just for Christmas.
She had to take a deep breath in BEFORE putting on her yoga pants……
get you, your mate, and your yoga pants, and nick off!
( http://www.mensyogapants.org/ )
If you ever want to get any action again, never, ever refer to your gym outfit as YOGA PANTS. But that’s just me….
yoga pants- they do a booty good.
This is just for L…
http://girlsinyogapants.com/
I thought what Anne thought, “He looks hot in his yoga pants.”
It’s fun placing emphasis on different parts of that sentence for effect.
I prefer the double doozie: “He looks HOT in HIS yoga pants.”
Eeew.
Makes me cringe a little even just reading it…
Om Nama…Om Nama…Om Nama — Where are my yoga pants?
miss rubbing up against your yoga pants.
Oh, I can’t believe I missed the chance to say “yoga pants” in person. Sorry, L, next time. Good to see you. If I hadn’t come via motorcyle, I would have worn my yoga pants.
how about a little Casablanca:
“Of all the yoga pants in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.”
you know that fortune cookie game where you add “in bed” to the end of every fortune you get? maybe “in yoga pants” can be a new spin?
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Oh yoga pants,
I MUST wear you!
Love and the idea collide on my yoga pants. Is there no better time in life than to pull on a pair and have a party?
Cheers……….
Are those yoga pants you’re wearing made out of mirrors? They must be because I can see myself in them.
Your yoga pants would look great lying on the floor next to my bed.
So the yoga pants said to the guy “Assume the position.”
Yoga pants are at the same time a symbol of one’s commitment to well-being and a reminder of one’s utter failure to accomplish it.
She had a defining moment when she donned her yoga pants…
oh these comments are hi.lar.i.ous.
i am going to bookmark this post and come back to it whenever i need a laugh.
yoga pants, yoga pants, oh yoga yoga pants
yoga pants, yoga pants, oh yoga yoga pants
yoga pants, yoga pants, oh yoga yoga pants
yoga pants da dum dum dum
So this pair of Yoga Pants walks into a smoothie bar. They audaciously order a shot of wheatgrass, and saunter out. The bartender, called Larry, and not by accident, says to them, “I like the… um…way you guys look this morning.”
Yoga Pants
I wear them inside out.
You wear them upside down.
Let’s wear them together
(your right, my left leg),
and hobble around.
Me thinks you yoga too vigorously if I can hear your yoga pants.
Girls, rest assured I like the way they look (man, what’s not to like); but calling them pants really just takes away all the sexiness of them. Don’t they deserve more than “pants”? Surely you creative people can do better than that.
Mr. Swirly,
Would you rather we called them yoga trousers or yoga britches or yoga slacks or yoga pantaloons?
We are open to suggestions!
I wanna hold ‘em like they do in Texas please. My yo-yo-yo-yo-yoga pants… (a la Lady Gaga, lol)
When the walls are closing in, and I’m feeling a little blue, all I have to do is to put on my yoga pants to be reminded that I will soon feel renewed.
Nothin’ wrong with wearing yoga pants all day…even if you don’t do yoga.
Oh, Now I see what you’re after. How about the following:
Clam diggers
1) Yogaloons
2) Yoga skins
3) Snugs
4) Booty britches
5) Knickeroons
6) Mat chaps
7) Floor skins
O yoga pants, yoga pants
Wherefore art thou,
Yoga pants?
I love me some yoga pants, because they give me a booty.
“I may have a feather duster down my (yoga)pants.” Johnny Depp
Have you heard that a few of the Wal-Mart super centers have banned Pajama pants in their stores? Now those stores with male management have taken it a step further, Yoga Pants Required!………….
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……………If at this point you are saying “Is that really true?”………..Your Yoga pants might be a size too small and squeezing the God given common sense right out of you!
I said to my 8-year-old daughter while looking through the Land’s End kids catalog: “I can’t believe you circled the leggings! You look much better in yoga pants.”
“Et tu, Yoga Pants?”
Where would I be without my yoga pants? They bend, they stretch, they dance the hootchycoo. Yeah.
Edith was unsure about the attire for the cocktail party. She knew that the hostess, Kay Whitehall, would be dressed to the nines – possibly wearing that smashing pink organdy dress she just bought at the City of Paris in San Francisco.
Hard to compete with that, Edith thought. Pearls, a silk peasant blouse and yogapants would have to do.
yoga pants, yoga pants…you make me dance you make me prance.
yoga pants yoga pants…who needs the underpants?
tight and svelt and sometimes green.
Yoga Pants what’s that in between?
oh how I love my yoga pants as they caress my buns
the yoga pants i wear are all the buzz.
as a matter of fact i wear them just because.
my yoga pants and i will be in your neck of the woods soon…
would love for you to write all over me
have your people call my people.
or you could just email me.
muah.xx
“Do downward dog or do not; there is no try.” ~ Yoga Pants
http://www.mypeacetree.blogspot.com
I love yoga pants. Except when they hike up around my thighs and hips when I’m lounging around in bed. Yoga pants, what’s up with that part? It makes you an irritant instead of a comfort.
most days of the week i live in yoga pants.
Come to think of it I need some NEW yoga pants!